Hats of Meat - Scraps




These vintage photographs, showing what historians believe to be the earliest North American meat hats, were recently discovered in the attic of the Nathaniel Hawthorne birthplace in Salem, Massachusetts.


A trio of pictures showing, in various stages of development, the Bacon Tiara worn by Sir Elton John on the occasion of his nuptials.

Hitler is said to have cried like a baby when his Bacon Toupee was confiscated by the Canadian Army at the end of the Third Reich.

The practice of "scalping," contrary to popular belief, was originated by the Pilgrims, not the Native Americans. In "Scaredy-Scalp," a game similar to "MUMBLETY-PEG," Pilgrim boys would throw hunting knives at each other’s heads, to see who could take off the largest quantity of an opponent’s hair.